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Bollywood, March 2021: In a bizarre turn of events, popular Bollywood actor, Muscle “Severe Body Image” Khan, has been reported to have lost his glasses. Reports also suggest he tried looking, but couldn’t see. The glasses were a top of the line product of High Costoso brand in Merengue Yellow shade with a Stannic finish.

Muscle Khan was observed struggling to perform his day-to-day activities like body building et cetera without his High Costoso glasses. He took to instagram to confide in his followers about the struggles a celebrity faces on a daily basis. Social media was abuzz with tales of celebrity struggles.

Twitterati all over the country have sympathised with Mr. Khan’s plight. A GoFundMe for Mr. Khan’s glasses has collected over 15 Rupees. Additionally, a petition to have all glasses mandatorily contain a GPS tracker has garnered over 34 signatures on change.org.

An hour later, a new pair of High Costoso glasses was delivered to his residence in Dharavi.

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This article originally appeared in The Hindustan Times.

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